and now, a non-sequiter... I am also a wedding officiant.
If you want a wedding that is cheap and as weird as you want it to be, contact me. I can marry you legally and it doesn't have to suck.
email: email@example.com to discuss. you plan where it is, I just show up and say "by the power vested in me" blah blah blah. but you can also turn your wedding into a game show or a triathalon, it's up to you. so if you don't really wanna get married, but kind of, I'm your guy. I am super affordable - cash or trade.