Sunday, March 30, 2014


Twitter.  There is now a twitter.  I don't totally know how to use it yet, but, imagine I have carried a heavy air conditioner all by myself for 3 blocks, and had to somehow also nudge open a lobby door that opens out, not in, and then also elbow the elevator button.  And now I just want to put it down in your hallway.

Here, take it.


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Artisanal memoir written with only locally sources ingredients, We want the real thing. Submit with sheepish pride to neverhaveparis@gmail</p>&mdash; andria alefhi (@neverhaveparis) <a href="">March 31, 2014</a></blockquote>